This idea practically sells itself! I can’t believe they didn’t think this plan was absolute genius. I even included charts:
Of course in the response they say they can’t do it, but don’t give any real reasons as to why not. All humor and joking aside, I think that a bag full of bread heels would be incredible, and I bet there’s quite a sizable minority out there that thinks so. I really do believe that this would be a worthwhile product for a bread company to look into.
My favorite line: “Unfortunately, we are not able to produce an ‘all heel’ loaf.” At least that means they read the letter. Ideally, I was hoping for them to send me a bag of heels, but they sent over a coupon instead: