This idea practically sells itself!  I can’t believe they didn’t think this plan was absolute genius.  I even included charts:

Of course in the response they say they can’t do it, but don’t give any real reasons as to why not.  All humor and joking aside, I think that a bag full of bread heels would be incredible, and I bet there’s quite a sizable minority out there that thinks so.  I really do believe that this would be a worthwhile product for a bread company to look into.

My favorite line: “Unfortunately, we are not able to produce an ‘all heel’ loaf.”  At least that means they read the letter.  Ideally, I was hoping for them to send me a bag of heels, but they sent over a coupon instead:

Am I the only one that would love a bag of all heels?  It’s clearly the best part of the bread.  Is there any bread company that will heed the heel-lovers call?